Sandy stacking academy awards

Sandy offered to do an eyebrow wax job for Tiana. Notice the red marks BELOW Tiana's eyebrows. Sandy missed by a bit. Nate's response to the effort was, "It's a good thing she didn't do a bikini wax or Tiana would have an inflamed navel! Those of us who lead a normal lifes are lodging a formal complaint to the governing body of the academy awards. We think Sandy is making a blatant effort to sweep the awards. All you have to do to see the basis for this is listen to the story about this and the "David naked blue streak for the hot tub episode" where Sandy intentionly gave David the wrong garage code. It caused some severe blueing of the exposed skin and terrible shrinkage of some otherwise useful apppendage. We wonder if he has recovered yet but I'm sure that will be yet another unfolding story is Sandy's attempt to hijack the academy awards.

This post is under the direct authority and supervision of Tiana. Bob only typed it.

HAPPY NEW YEAR

A Chuck Norris Christmas

At the Bob Kay house, we usually get to open a present on Christmas Eve. Justin and Patricia got dad a "Chuck Norris" poster for his office. It is funny! I will put some of the "facts" below the picture. I figured that the "Kay" family could really eat this up. We had a good laugh at this one....



- Chuck Norris can divide by zero
- Chuck Norris counted to infinity--twice
- Chuck Norris doesn't read books--He stares them down until he gets the information he wants
- Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world punch himself in the back of the head
- When the Boogey-man goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris
- The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain
- Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch. HE decides what time it is
- When Chuck Norris does a push up, he isn't pushing himself up--he is pushing the earth down
- Outer space exists because it is afraid to be on the same planet as Chuck Norris

Hope you enjoy!!!

WHITE CHRISTMAS

We woke up this morning to about 10 inches of new snow. Fortunately after our 14 stake fast for moisture I purchased gas for my snow blower and I needed it. It took me about 4 hours to do our driveway, the neighbors driveway and a widows driveway who I home teach. We are expecting more snow tonight and maybe Christmas eve day or night. I hope it holds off long enough for Shannon and Logan to get home for Christmas with their families. Here are some pictures of our house with the snow and lights.

You folks in warm climates would certainly need coats now.

MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU ALL AND HAPPY NEW YEAR!

Christmas Traditions

I was reading in a magazine about different traditions people have around the holidays and I got thinking about what traditions Jason and I were going to do with our family.  Of course we will be taking bits and pieces from both our families, but I read one we are going to start this year.  I will be making my Christmas goodies on Christmas Eve day and that night before going out for Chinese (tradition with my parents), we will be dropping our packages off at the two closest fire stations and the ER.  I thought it was a neat way to give back to people who work so hard to serve and keep us safe.  So...everybody please share any great traditions you have that you really look forward to.  

There are Good People in the World

With that said I would like to share an amazing experience our Family had on Friday night. Logan decided to take us out for an inexpensive meal at Red Robin. Things were great, Our meal was great, and we had an amazing waitress(I am usually very critical. Compliments of working for a restaurant). I noticed a couple watching us periodically through our meal and really didn't think anything of it. Garrett tries to flirt with anyone. My waitress during our meal asked me if I knew them. I didn't. Well finally we were ready for our check and the waitress brings it out. Logan opens the Bill and all that was in there was a note letting us know the couple seated diagonal from us paid for our meal. WOW!! We were speechless. I didn't think people did things like that anymore. It was a huge blessing for us and I hope and pray they will also be blessed. It made us feel inspired to pass on the good fortune.

A little update

Hello! Hope everyone had a happy Thanksgiving! It was great here with very nice weather! :D Well, thought I'd finally get on and update a little and say hi. Everything is great with us. Chad's still in school and planning on applying to the nursing program at ASU for next spring. I'm working full time at a doctor's office doing billing. And life is busy and at moments exciting, likely to get a whole lot more exciting. Aunt Megan, I guess it's safe to say we're in the runnings for ONE of the 9 in '09! We're looking at June! Anybody else joining??? :D

Mesa Temple Lights...and a little music too!

Last night a group of us - namely Jay, Chad, mom, dad, Kara, Whit, me, Jake, Lauren, Haley, Josh, Jana and Gma M. and Gpa M. - went to see the lights at the Mesa temple and listen to Jana's (my mom's sister) group perform! It was a great night and we all enjoyed being together! Tis the season to be thankful! My family and the gospel is what brings happiness into my life, without those two things I would definitely be a lost soul! Love you all!