Friday, December 26, 2008

A Chuck Norris Christmas

At the Bob Kay house, we usually get to open a present on Christmas Eve. Justin and Patricia got dad a "Chuck Norris" poster for his office. It is funny! I will put some of the "facts" below the picture. I figured that the "Kay" family could really eat this up. We had a good laugh at this one....



- Chuck Norris can divide by zero
- Chuck Norris counted to infinity--twice
- Chuck Norris doesn't read books--He stares them down until he gets the information he wants
- Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world punch himself in the back of the head
- When the Boogey-man goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris
- The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain
- Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch. HE decides what time it is
- When Chuck Norris does a push up, he isn't pushing himself up--he is pushing the earth down
- Outer space exists because it is afraid to be on the same planet as Chuck Norris

Hope you enjoy!!!
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2 comments:

Rochelle said...

Those are pretty funny! I got a good laugh! :)

December 28, 2008 at 8:55 AM
michellecluff said...

HA! That's funny! Perhaps Katie got Kimball the desk calendar that has one of those sayings for every day of the year. so you're not the only one enjoying all that chuck is everytime you go in the office...

December 28, 2008 at 6:52 PM

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