- Chuck Norris can divide by zero
- Chuck Norris counted to infinity--twice
- Chuck Norris doesn't read books--He stares them down until he gets the information he wants
- Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world punch himself in the back of the head
- When the Boogey-man goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris
- The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain
- Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch. HE decides what time it is
- When Chuck Norris does a push up, he isn't pushing himself up--he is pushing the earth down
- Outer space exists because it is afraid to be on the same planet as Chuck Norris
Hope you enjoy!!!
2 comments:
Those are pretty funny! I got a good laugh! :)
HA! That's funny! Perhaps Katie got Kimball the desk calendar that has one of those sayings for every day of the year. so you're not the only one enjoying all that chuck is everytime you go in the office...
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