Sandy offered to do an eyebrow wax job for Tiana. Notice the red marks BELOW Tiana's eyebrows. Sandy missed by a bit. Nate's response to the effort was, "It's a good thing she didn't do a bikini wax or Tiana would have an inflamed navel! Those of us who lead a normal lifes are lodging a formal complaint to the governing body of the academy awards. We think Sandy is making a blatant effort to sweep the awards. All you have to do to see the basis for this is listen to the story about this and the "David naked blue streak for the hot tub episode" where Sandy intentionly gave David the wrong garage code. It caused some severe blueing of the exposed skin and terrible shrinkage of some otherwise useful apppendage. We wonder if he has recovered yet but I'm sure that will be yet another unfolding story is Sandy's attempt to hijack the academy awards.
This post is under the direct authority and supervision of Tiana. Bob only typed it.
HAPPY NEW YEAR
3 comments:
I loved the story about the "blue streak". Bonus-it provided a great ab workout. Tiana, you so brave! You look very sheek in your custom shade of pink eyeshadow.
I have heard that they do permanent tatoo eyeliner. Maybe we should send people to see Sandie and she could charge them less for a lovely hue of magenta!
Hee Hee! Great story. Perhaps Todd should write about his waxing experience as well. Seriously can't believe the streaking story. Oh, wait, this is Aunt Sandie! Of course I can!
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